Ever wonder how much ejaculate is lost in a day in ...

Ok, you probably didn't, but you're here, so enjoy the least productive use of census senseless data ever.

This site documents how much ejacuate is expulsed per day in the following categories:

• Per US City
• Per US State
• Per Country
• Per Company (buggy/beta)

All measurements on the site are reported in either Shot Glasses, Gallons, 55 Gallon Drums, or 9000 gallon Swimming Pools

See the "What the...???" section for further details on how we get our figures to make our calculations.

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